Abortionist, We Are!

These days are bulimic:

A thin spectrum stretch across the sky,
pale pipe dreams in mere appearance.

Whenever sky vomits rain,
Sobs of widows grinning on a funeral is heard,
Spits manner in the face of an intoxicated past.
Falls like melted plastic peeling through skin.

It carries miscarriage

and provokes faith to be destiny's little whore.

If it hiss of burden, chastise it with work.
shady plots? introduce angles and curves;
abrupt endings have sequels in waiting,
Mild beginnings never begins until the prequel:
Blackstars are mildew cows held on zero oxygen.

As delicate heads wait for the razor,
Sharpen the wit well enough to cut through the necklines.
Rolling headless brains of Chemistry Lab Rat Riders, are
Matched with genuine profane declarations:

Of how bold the skies are bludgeoned with a crooked knife;
how love shines like a switchblade on deep cellars of the heart;
how roots tangle like a vein on the crucifix turned down upside;

They all rise to reach the towers fast
where anarchistic blues was born,
On an Angels harp played by Belzeebub:
A one-note song attune to the nature of disaster.
To the glory of the battle the weak has grown out
to survive--

For the horizons has stretchmarks,
A crucial birth for the womb is in waiting.

On Guard

Taking a backseat on
the left side of my brain.

Legs crossed, resting on top
of a young maiden on fours.

Plainly enjoying the view
of hostages held at gunpoint

that my mind has altered.

Completely resigned to values,
just facing the odds set by wheelers and jesus-makers.

A pull of the trigger then all this would end;

No more begging and pleading,
Curses spitting ugly on mouths,
and all nonsense talk of wanting to make a bargain.

Though I aim for handshakes and pleasantries,
A smile still means everything

Like seeing a clitoris with horizontal slits.

So let them beg while I shine my toy,
unload bullets in the dock.

My body is guilt-riddled
that wearing a vest is a must.

ICU

Gravity has no affection,
Privileged as it may seem,
We've long been weighed by it
Like African mothers with sagging tits.
To drag around tardy feet with shipwrecks
tied on the lower waist is nothing but a drag;
and we have all day.

But there we have Atmosphere to thank.
For hospital wards are busy with patients death,
Stillness awaits the heart on waiting rooms.
Crawling on spaces left, breathing among corpses.
The slightest of hope offered by Fifty- fifty.
Always in itself a mystery:
Just like falling for the obvious.

Azucarera de Taste Station

Kalatumba ang mga baso gapatong sa monoblock
paglabay sang mga gatirin-tirin nga trak --
Wala na lamesa kay gutok na sang lugar ilimnan
Gani didto kami ginpuwesto lapit nayon sa dalan.

Ginpapungko si Duay, Empoy kag Manilyn,
Samtang kami daw mga badjao nga gakatin- katin
sa Tadyaw nga masalod sang kahubugon:
Ari kami indi para maligo, Ari kami para masalom.

Alas-onse gakari ang mga halin Sentral Ma-ao
Pakadto pakari asta alas-tres sang kaagahon,
Amo man sige pulaw sang mga lapyo mata:
Gapamati sa ambahanon sang dalagko nga rida,
Gakasilaw sa suga nga ginbutang sa naha-una kag
Gakabungol sa pirte katunog na busina.

Rakenrol ni bords, Rakenrol ni!
Rakenrol ni subong...

Alas kuwatro tawhay na ang dalanon,
Ginagaling na ang panam-is sa mapait nga realidad sa likod sang yuhom,
Maisip na lang manggad ang mga dlagko tae
pagbugtaw karon alas-sais.

Bag-o pa lang kami kapungko pagpuli sang mga Koreano.
Sang nagtahaw ang ilimnon,
Nadumduman namon mga nagkala-usik kagina:

Mayo lang kay baso lang natumba,
Matapos ang Agosto gani kita na.

-- konting tula para sa mga mananabas ng Neg. Occ.,

DogTown

I believe that this ghost town has something more
Other than memories of a passing stray dog New Year.

It has modern skeletons soaked in the sweetest of shame to offer.
Enough to make hairy tounges drool a pool of warm, slimy, fishy saliva.

No need to dig for such a froth party,
Menu is served and there's plenty to choose from:

Bone necklaces choking mangled necks,
Glowing empty ribcages that stores caged heat,
Minted skulls with gaping stare bullet holes,
Spine barbecue dipped in menstrual sauce
and Powdered joints with creamed marrow bits--

All for the dogs that resides in us,
To play on and make us feel like gods.

To abuse like kitchen rags
and chew like a bit-ridden rubber ball.

While the sound of gritting teeth is like bolts of lightning
caught in a jar:
The sky around here remains cloudy and calm.

So wiggle your fancy tail as we approach through the glass
Notice how eyes glow like orbs of green shimmering lights

We're offered aplenty to refuse an insult
So don't back up.
Cram the space like tons of payload trucks;

and rest assured we'll be grinning from ear to ear up in dog heaven.

Time Consumer

Any moment could come in time
but not all is proper.

Not all time has minutes
for moments that only took seconds.

What is proper now was useless then
way before presumed thoughts came unassuming.

What else did you presume?

Inhale back exhaled smoke,
Hold it upon the lungs until it weighs the chest.
That burden lightens up when you let go and desperately grasp for air.

Equilibrium shatters and nerves turn violet blue.
Pupils flicker like unsettling desert sun.
All in a span of a second.

That is the beauty,
The delight in breathing in:

When blink itself faces death in a wink of an eye

In the uncertainty of one moment.

PAKYUNISTA, INC.

Baka di ninyo alam, marunog din kaming mga Taga-Bacolod (Bacolodnon) maglasing. Our Public Plaza is the largest Beer Garden based on The Guiness Book of World Records(bah?! Totoo?). Nangyayari ito tuwing MAsskara Festival pag October. Sabay sa OktoberFest... Kaya halos lahat ng mga tao Laseng.. Ibig sabihin pogi lahat ng mga Bacolodnon tuwing Oktubre. Si James lang ang panget... Lahat ng ito ay nangyari dito samen, sa City Of Smiles, habang nag-iinuman, mag-iinuman o pagkatapos ng inuman...

Heto kami. Heto ako. Labas oten sa sobrang kasiyahan. Hindi ko talaga maipagmamalaki ito kaya tinabunan ko na lamang.

Masarap matulog sa Chowking. Dito rin kami halos nagpapalipas ng umaga habang naghihintay sa trabaho mga alas nuwabe. Kumakain ng sopas o Halo-halo para matanggal si HangOver. Ayos dito, halos walang probema basta ima-map lang ang suka sa sahig. Andyan naman ang shotgun ni mamang sikyu para magpa-remind samen kung sakaling makalimot.

Malambot ang mga daan dito sa Bacolod. Pwede kang maghimlay kung saan- saan lamang at sigurado pababayaan ka hanggang sa mag-umaga at tumuyo na ang ihi sa iyong pantalon o shorts. Walang pipigil sa iyo basta gumising ka lang.

Heto si James na natutulog sa kanyang kwarto sa Hua Ming Street. Mahimbing na mahimbing na parang natutulog lang talaga siya... We always pray for him.

Grabe ang pag-aarugang ipinakita ni Totoy Mola sa kanyang bagong kaibigang si Raffy. Kitang- kita naman ang kagalakan ni Raffy dito. Puno ng katuwaan and all smiles talaga siya habang nakapulupot sa kanyang mga balikat ang matitigas na muscles ni Totoy M.,.. Naging matalik sila ng gabing ito... Sila ay naging matalik.

Heto ang example sa pagsuway nang Ten Commandments sa pag-inum. Yung bawal matulog at tikman ang katabi. Sana ay mapatawad si Raffy.

Lahat po ito ay nangyari sa isang linggo lamang. Basta may 100 ayus na. 35 ang beer, two bots = 70PH, 30PH pauwi. Kalkulado na lahat- lahat. Maiban na ang kung me sumuka. May 15P charge na dagdag yun dito sa KGB.

Kahit tindahan ng goma ay pwede gawing inuman basta kami... Basta libre...

Baka kelangan nyo ng mapa... Makakatulong po ito para di kayo maligaw at mapadpad kung saan- saan. Tulad ni Boojie na natagpuan na lamang ang kanyang sarili sa mga kamay ni Ronald.

Huwag kayong mabigla o ano. Baka kase pagkamalan nyong abnormal eto. Yan po si Carlo, My severe case ng Elephantheasis. Kung sa iba eh sa bayag tumutubo, sya naman po ay sa ulo nakagat ng lamok na may dalang virus ng Elephantheasis. At doon namaga. Napaisip tuloy na baka napagkamalan siya ng lamok na.... Di ko na lag sasabihin. Bayag.

Katulad ni Richard at Raymond. Heto po yung Identical twin ni Carlo, Si Carla at ang kanyang papa na mahilig sa cherry flavored lipstick. Avon Lady kase si Carla.

Ang beer dito ay galing sa satchet... Powdered Beer na naimbento ni Ronald at tinitimpla namen para inumin at minsan ay ginagawang ice candy. Ito rin ang dahilan kung baket linalabas ni Alvin puwet nya tuwing nag-iinuman. Pinapakamot nya kay James. Makati kasi ang Powdered Beer.

Sa Frozen Era lahat to nangyari. Frozen Era is a perfect place for Foreigners to be... The owners are so polite and hospitable that they even bother and insist to sleep with you tonight.

So ngayon alam nyo na... So wataryodowing... kamon here sa Bacolod and go waiste yourselves around here... Come and loose your virginity to us... It will be a fun and engaging experience!

Salamat ke Rolly at Ronald sa mga piktyur:http://profiles.friendster.com/frozenera